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[Screenshots] It’s Kinda Like Dancing On Mailboxes

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on February 27, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 27, 2012

At which point, I utter some uncouth language. Little Jedi responds: “Mommy, what’s a ‘stinky ho’?” /facepalm (at least she didn’t pick up the word “skanky”…)

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Posted in Fashion, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Bikini, Epic Fail, Little Jedi, Screenshot | 5 Replies

Customer Service Fail

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on February 8, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 10, 2012

What Happened OK, as you might have heard me yabbering, while taking screenies with the UI down, I then put the UI back up, and the UI refused to come back up, my character locked up, it was generally unpleasant, … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Companion Customization, Customer Service, Epic Fail, Rant, Whining, World of Warcraft | 14 Replies

Did I Get On The Right Ship?

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 25, 2012 by NjessiSeptember 21, 2012

I swear I’m in the twilight zone.  First, I see Risha, my companion whom I customized. Then I see Risha the NPC.  On my ship, in a different room.  Where she used to be BEFORE she became my companion. One … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions | Tagged Bugs, Customer Service, Epic Fail, Ivory, NPCs, Risha, Ship, Smuggler | 16 Replies

Fashion Police Officers Are Knocking At My Door As We Speak

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 11, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Yay a new orange fully moddable chest piece. Wait. That’s right.  The cape is part of the chestpiece.  It’s attached.  One guildie says “that looks like Dark Helmet.”  If Corso could have given me the -1 of shame for wardrobe, … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Epic Fail, Screenshot | 8 Replies

Do I Really Need To Explain This?

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 4, 2012 by NjessiJanuary 4, 2012

OK, I saw an inappropriate name in general chat the other day and I took it upon myself to report it.  I got back this response via email: Greetings Njessi, I am Protocol Droid [REDACTED] of Human-Cyborg Relations… I have … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Character Names, Customer Service, Epic Fail | 14 Replies

Tracking Buff Procs

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 27, 2011 by NjessiDecember 27, 2011

Yes, I am whining again about the UI.  But seriously! OK, I have this… thing called “upper hand.”  Without getting too technical for you non-smugglers out there, certain abilities trigger “upper hand” and certain abilities consume it.  I can have … Continue reading »

Posted in User Interface | Tagged Buffs and Debuffs, Epic Fail, Healing, Smuggler, Upper Hand/Tactical Advantage, Whining | 2 Replies

The Uncoordinated Agent

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 25, 2011 by NjessiNovember 24, 2011

I am not a Super Mario star.  For those of you coming from Murloc Parliament, you know full well that I can’t jump on or off anything with any sort of accuracy. Imagine my distaste when I quest required me … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Beta, Epic Fail, Failing at Jumping | Leave a reply

I Fail At Beta

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 21, 2011 by NjessiNovember 21, 2011

The weekend of November 11-13, I beta tested SWTOR.  Now that the NDA is up, I can tell what I saw. I have almost nothing to report.  I am super-lame. Friday: Downloaded the client and patch. Went to WoW Raid. … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Beta, Epic Fail, Little Jedi, Njessi Is A Moron | Leave a reply

Inconvenient Relatives, Annoying Holidays, and Release Date

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 26, 2011 by NjessiNovember 17, 2011

My mom is visiting in late November (Thanksgiving).  Ok, no big deal… it’s unlikely that the early access for preorders will start that early. My dad wants to visit “mid-December.”  Yargh.  That will probably be right during early access.  And … Continue reading »

Posted in Guild, IRL, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Early Access, Epic Fail, Holidays, Little Jedi, Release Date, Visiting, Whining | Leave a reply

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