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Now With More Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 29, 2014 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

The Hall of Shame has become super-large and unwieldy, and I’ll be revamping it in the next week or so.  Until then, I don’t want to deprive you of the latest and not-greatest. First, let’s start with the horrific shirt … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bikini, Hall Of Shame, Malavai Quinn Sucks, Underboob | 5 Replies

Austin Community Cantina

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 23, 2013 by NjessiNovember 23, 2013

I went to the Austin Community Cantina last night.  I didn’t take pictures.  I didn’t take notes.  I didn’t ask questions prying for new information.  The  “real” blogs will bring you all the details anyway.  Why should I work hard … Continue reading »

Posted in Blogging and Web, IRL, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, Fan Sites, Malavai Quinn Sucks, Njessi Swears A Lot | 18 Replies

Hall Of Shame Inductees: No Butts, No Glory

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 8, 2013 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Here are some of the highlights of the newest inductees into the hall of shame. Send me your screenies if you have a monstrosity you’d like to share.  Njessi (at) hawtpantsrepublic (dot) com.

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Hall Of Shame | 5 Replies

The Fleet Always Provides Fodder For The Hall Of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 10, 2013 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

Added these over the last few weeks:

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, Hall Of Shame | 4 Replies

Reader Submissions To The Fashion Hall of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on July 8, 2013 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

Remember, folks, you can always email me pictures of awesome fashion at njessi [at] hawtpantsrepublic [dot] com. Now to reader submissions! First, Shintar sent me a screenie of this interesting gentleman who is “apparently someone who’s well known for intentionally making … Continue reading »

Posted in Blogging and Web, Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Bikini, Cartel Market, Hall Of Shame, Pants Optional | 1 Reply

Fashion Honeymoon Is Over On The Sith Side

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 31, 2013 by NjessiMay 31, 2013

Remember how I said, not too long ago, “Every piece of armor I have gotten – green, blue, whatever  – has looked badass.” Well THAT euphoria came to a screeching halt when I got my latest upgrade. Sith in a … Continue reading »

Posted in Crew Skills, Fashion | Tagged Armormech, Bad Fashion, Belly Shirt, Empire and Sith, Gear, Malavai Quinn Sucks, Orange Gear, Screenshot, Sith Warrior, Synthweaving | 5 Replies

The Ugly Side to Dyes and Cats

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 21, 2013 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

As always, welcome to another installment of “holy shit, I can’t believe they’re wearing that” – dye and cat edition. First up, we learn why we should limit the dyes that bioware comes up with. Really, BW? Would that color … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bikini, Cathar, Clothing Color | 6 Replies

Latest Inductees Into The Fashion Hall Of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 6, 2013 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Hey guys! I haven’t been shirking my duties – I’ve been studiously screenshotting horrid fashion on the fleet and putting it up on ye olde fashion hall of shame.  Here are the latest inductees:   Pants!  What have these people … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, Cartel Market, Republic Fleet | 4 Replies

I Heart Bikinis

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 1, 2013 by NjessiFebruary 15, 2014

So, I have a dirty little secret.  I love bikinis and wear them around the fleet when I think nobody is looking.  However, one of my guildmates caught me so it’s time to come clean. This totally accurate picture has … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged April Fools, Bad Fashion, Bikini | 3 Replies

Relaxed Jumpsuit Around The Fleet

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 25, 2013 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Not the announcement you were looking for today, but I’m announcing my new Hall of Shame in which these creations are archived for future derision. Anyway, here is an entry for the new aforementioned Hall of Shame. This next one gets a … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, Cartel Market, Good Fashion, Screenshot | 9 Replies

Do Not Know If Bad Fashion

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on February 5, 2013 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

I was wandering about and saw this weird bare-leg outfit but I can’t decide whether it’s awful or awesome.  It has kind of a Xena feel, right? If you haven’t noticed, I haven’t been around much.  My work has dialed … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Kira Carsen | 3 Replies

The Fashion Police Takes Issue With The New Free To Play Video

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 22, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 15, 2014

Hey, it’s a new F2P video.  Look at this cool scene with a bunch of people getting ready to pwn face! Keep looking.  Do you see what I see? That’s right, it’s one of those ubiquitous bikinis!   Too much boob! … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, Free To Play | 3 Replies

Do Not Wear This (Ever)

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 13, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Obviously you guys love your bikinis, but I cannot stress this enough: There are crotch flaps and butt flaps attached to the top.  They always look stupid! Observe, this might be marginally acceptable from the front, even though you can … Continue reading »

Posted in Blogging and Web, Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, BOOB, Commando/Mercenary, Twitter | 2 Replies

I Am Thankful I Did Not Wear This

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 26, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

Over the long weekend, guys, I could not stop screenie-ing.  It was just one thing after another.  The fleet is a hive of scum and villainy indeed. First, I want to point out that if you do a good job … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Bikini | 6 Replies

Do Not Wear This

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 9, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 24, 2014

I was trying to log out the other night on the fleet, but I could not, because every time I turned around there was something to SCREENIE.

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Bikini, Chiss, Screenshot | 7 Replies

I Like Inappropriately Large Backsides and I Cannot Prevaricate

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 11, 2012 by NjessiOctober 11, 2012

This may be my favorite patch note of all time, both for the content and for the wording.  On Test Server, Patch 1.5: More robes have been adjusted so that their backsides are not inappropriately large when worn. OK, if … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Patch 1.5, Patch Notes | 5 Replies

[Screenshots] Bikini Blunders

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 14, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Last night, in about 10 minutes hanging around the GTN stalking recipes, I saw the following… First, I’m not the only idiot to put Akaavi in a bikini: I’m going to pretend I started a trend.  Then not 2 minutes … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion | Tagged Akaavi Spar, Bad Fashion, Bikini, Companion Gear, GTN, Kira Carsen, Screenshot, Social Gear | 4 Replies

Do Not Wear This Either

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on August 13, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Vegas Showgirl is NOT an advanced class.  

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, Epic Fail, Screenshot, Social Gear | 3 Replies

[Screenshot] Oh YEAH? My Companion Is Bigger Than Yours!

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 8, 2012 by NjessiSeptember 21, 2012

Some dude had dressed his Kira in a bikini – honestly, why do guys DO that?  Sigh.  Anyway, if all the cool kids were bringing out their bikini-clad companion, I’ll be damned if I’ll be left out of that party. … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions | Tagged Akaavi Spar, Bad Fashion, Bikini, Companion Gear, Kira Carsen, Screenshot | 10 Replies

Darth Lachris, Fashion Victim

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 23, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Poor Darth Lachris.  She has the resources of a whole planet at her disposal, and she wears something like a hula skirt that makes her look like she has 2 asses.  

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Posted in Fashion, Missions | Tagged Bad Fashion, NPCs, Screenshot | 6 Replies

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