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Tag Archives: NPCs

04/25/13
My husband is a hussy.

[Spoilers] The Course of True Love Never Did Run Smooth (on Makeb)

***Spoilers below about the Makeb romance story arc, Republic side.

***Thou hast been warned.

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Posted in Story and Missions | Tagged BSOCK, Makeb, NPCs, Romance Option, Same Gender Romance | 1 comment
04/23/13
I don't even have to reapply after drinking coffee.  Thanks, dark side!

Darth Lipliner, Meet General Eyeliner

Remember this fine specimen of a sith?

Well, I was cruising along the consular story and I think he’s met his match.

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Posted in Story and Missions | Tagged Bounty Hunter, Empire and Sith, Jedi Consular, Makeup, NPCs | 8 comments
01/30/13
And WHY exactly do I have to prove myself by doing your stupid rite of passage, pray tell?

I Hate The Voss

I have this irrational hatred of those stupid Voss.  In every storyline where I’ve made it to Voss, they’ve pissed me off to no end.  Holier-than-thou shitheads, all of them.

I just cannot stand their robotic adherence to their stupid […]

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Posted in Story and Missions, SWTOR Generally | Tagged BSOCK, Corso The Boy Scout, NPCs, Voss | 18 comments
01/21/13
Rainbow Hutt is going to look back and cringe.

On The So-Called “Gay Planet”

So, I was all set to make fun of the whole… hubbub? scandal? QQ? about the so-called gay planet.

I could do this all day!  Ahem, ok, let’s be rational now.

We Agree To Disagree

There are a lot of […]

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Posted in Companions, Story and Missions | Tagged Awesome Art, BSOCK, Expansion, Makeb, Njessi Is Sometimes Rational, NPCs, Romance Option, Same Gender Romance | 19 comments
10/17/12
elarathepest

Elara Is A Terrible Wingperson

Saylah, my vanguard,  just got Elara, and I was kinda a fan.  I didn’t understand why other people complained that she was a stuck up spoilsport. She was competent, to the point, and…

***I GUESS THERE ARE MILD SPOILERS BELOW ABOUT […]

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Posted in Companions, Story and Missions | Tagged Aric Jorgan, BSOCK, Companion Reactions, Elara Dorne, NPCs | 4 comments
05/23/12
lachrisback

Darth Lachris, Fashion Victim

Poor Darth Lachris.  She has the resources of a whole planet at her disposal, and she wears something like a hula skirt that makes her look like she has 2 asses.

 

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Posted in Fashion, Story and Missions | Tagged Bad Fashion, NPCs, Screenshot | 6 comments
01/26/12

Surprise BSOCK!

Has this ever happened to you?

NPC: So what are you up to?

YOU: (choices)

  1. Saving the universe because I’m awesome like that.
  2. None of your business, jerk.
  3. [Flirt] Nothing much…

You pick 3 and bam!  Fade to black!

Wait,

[…]

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Posted in Companions, Story and Missions | Tagged BSOCK, Companion Conversations, NPCs, Romance Option | 39 comments
01/25/12
rishacomp

Did I Get On The Right Ship?

I swear I’m in the twilight zone.  First, I see Risha, my companion whom I customized.

Then I see Risha the NPC.  On my ship, in a different room.  Where she used to be BEFORE she became my companion.

One […]

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Posted in Companions | Tagged Bugs, Customer Service, Epic Fail, Ivory, NPCs, Risha, Ship, Smuggler | 16 comments
12/29/11

Questionable Morality

So, I’m not a roleplayer, and it’s really hard for me to develop “consistency” within a specific character because I often act the way the mood strikes me.  My characters definitely do not have much of their own personalities.  Having […]

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Posted in Story and Missions, SWTOR Generally | Tagged -1 Of Shame, Companion Affection, Companion Reactions, Corso The Boy Scout, Light Side And Dark Side, NPCs | 14 comments
11/26/11

An Open Letter To NPCs

Dear NPCs,

I’m trying to be a good person.  I really am.  But, sometimes you just gotta say “Jedi Code, Schmedi Code.”  If you mouth off to me, I will force choke you.  Kthx.

Regards,

Njessi the Trying-To-Be-Good-But-Mostly-Neutral[…]

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