Tag Archives: NPCs
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Little Jedi Draws SWTOR
Last night I hear some intense giggling, after which a note is dropped on me:
How can you resist that, right? So I opened it! The picture below has been annotated by me for your convenience since many of you […] Continue Reading »
Sith Always Kiss And Tell
OK… so… remember how I said that I was totally romancing Lana on my next trip through Shadow of Revan after that disaster with Theron? Welp I am and I did.
Because Fraps magically turned itself off at crucial […] Continue Reading »
Romancing the Shan
The first time through Shadow of Revan, I was srs bzns and ignored all the flirt options.
The second time, I’m a little bored. So I decide to flirt with Theron. (The plan is […] Continue Reading »
Unintended And Unforeseen Consequences
This is my second time playing through the Imperial Agent story. The first time, I went goody-goody. This time I’m pretty ruthless in getting the job done. Collateral damage, whatever.
Usually you know the consequences of your actions. The NPC’s […] Continue Reading »
Looking For BSOCK In All The Right Places
After being thoroughly disappointed with the empire-side boytoys, my assassin met Andronikos Revel, pirate of mystery. Rawr.
But she wasn’t ready to settle down on a moisture vaporator farm and pop out horned offspring quite yet. On the very next […] Continue Reading »
[Spoilers] The Course of True Love Never Did Run Smooth (on Makeb)
***Spoilers below about the Makeb romance story arc, Republic side.
***Thou hast been warned.[…] Continue Reading »
Darth Lipliner, Meet General Eyeliner
Remember this fine specimen of a sith?
Well, I was cruising along the consular story and I think he’s met his match.
I Hate The Voss
I have this irrational hatred of those stupid Voss. In every storyline where I’ve made it to Voss, they’ve pissed me off to no end. Holier-than-thou shitheads, all of them.
On The So-Called “Gay Planet”
So, I was all set to make fun of the whole… hubbub? scandal? QQ? about the so-called gay planet.
Rainbow Hutt is ready to party down with everyone equally. (See, I can get a lot of use out of awesome
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Elara Is A Terrible Wingperson
Saylah, my vanguard, just got Elara, and I was kinda a fan. I didn’t understand why other people complained that she was a stuck up spoilsport. She was competent, to the point, and…
***I GUESS THERE ARE MILD SPOILERS BELOW […] Continue Reading »
Darth Lachris, Fashion Victim
Poor Darth Lachris. She has the resources of a whole planet at her disposal, and she wears something like a hula skirt that makes her look like she has 2 asses.
Surprise BSOCK!
Has this ever happened to you?
NPC: So what are you up to?
YOU: (choices)
- Saving the universe because I’m awesome like that.
- None of your business, jerk.
- [Flirt] Nothing much…
You pick 3 and bam! Fade to black!
[…]Wait,
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Did I Get On The Right Ship?
I swear I’m in the twilight zone. First, I see Risha, my companion whom I customized.
Then I see Risha the NPC. On my ship, in a different room. Where she used to be BEFORE she became my companion.
One […] Continue Reading »
Questionable Morality
So, I’m not a roleplayer, and it’s really hard for me to develop “consistency” within a specific character because I often act the way the mood strikes me. My characters definitely do not have much of their own personalities. Having […] Continue Reading »
An Open Letter To NPCs
Dear NPCs,
I’m trying to be a good person. I really am. But, sometimes you just gotta say “Jedi Code, Schmedi Code.” If you mouth off to me, I will force choke you. Kthx.
Regards,
Njessi the Trying-To-Be-Good-But-Mostly-Neutral[…] Continue Reading »
