I was pretty psyched about collections until I discovered:
1. It only applies to cartel market items (AND NOT MY SPACE PANTS – unless there’s a whole screen I missed, but I doubt it)
2. It only applies to full […]
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Guys, you know what I’m going to say. 2.1 is dropping probably on Tuesday – and it’s going to be fucking amazing.
1. Character recustomization. OK, I know that some of y’all are peeved about cartel coins, and […]
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Hey guys! I haven’t been shirking my duties – I’ve been studiously screenshotting horrid fashion on the fleet and putting it up on ye olde fashion hall of shame. Here are the latest inductees:
Pants! What have these […]
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Hey there, Bioware. Me again. It seems like Santa Bioware has been busily working on my list, and practically half these things are accomplished. Which means they have time for even more totally reasonable demands. Hooray!
1. More Zabrak […]
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Not the announcement you were looking for today, but I’m announcing my new Hall of Shame in which these creations are archived for future derision.
Anyway, here is an entry for the new aforementioned Hall of Shame.
This next one […]
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I want to craft again. Right now, nobody wants to buy my stuff. Quite frankly, the stuff I can craft kinda sucks too.
Guys, today we have a guest post from Jaspor, formerly of Darth Hater. He does math way better than I could, so y’all should pay attention to his really in-depth analysis of the economics and pricing of the cartel […]
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I feel so happy I want to hug someone (specifically, someone at Bioware). Remember how I was super-pissed that the things I was wearing were inexplicably changed? Of course you do! Well, the devs are fixing it in the […]
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The Case of the $80 Jeans
I’m at my local department store and I see some really cool jeans. However, they are $80. Now, I’m not about to pay $80 for jeans, unless they are the best jeans ever and […]
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TO: Republic Designs Department Store
RE: Your “Cartel” line – defective.
I am writing to report to you that, as a happy purchaser of many of your new items in the “cartel” line, I have discovered some serious manufacturing defects […]
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As those of you following along at home may know, I was first on Juyo, which was merged – I mean totally optional transferred – to Canderous Ordo. I was pretty stoked about an increased population because I’d […]
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I finally decided on an outfit that I love and will probably wear for a good while. It also doesn’t seem to be something I see on the fleet (at all) so I’m unique-ish.
For those who are keeping track […]
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To: Santa Bioware, North Pole Austin
From: Me
Dear Santa Bioware,
I’ve been really good this year and have not given anyone negative fifty dkp minus, even when they probably deserved it. Here is a list of my totally reasonable demands […]
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Because this is their new uniform.
Invisible chestpiece ftw. Suck it, idiots who dress their companions in bikinis!
This brings me one step closer to my pre-launch goal of having pool boy and cabana boy in speedos working on fashion […]
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Guys, these Pilot Pants (70 fleet comms) are LITERALLY the best pants I possess. On any toon. Ever. Here’s why:
Hi there, Bioware. It’s me again, with another open letter.
There are some things that you’re just going to have to give up on trying to charge F2P players for. The PR cost is not worth it!
My List
Hide […]
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So far I have been restrained and only bought 2 shirts.
This is my current outfit:
RED RED RED RED RED! Also, shut up. I know it’s a skirt. The sith marauders wear skirts too. It’s fine.
If you are […]
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Guys, this is serious. Are YOU ready to spend all your cartel coins that you’re getting for being subbed this last… almost-year? I sure as hell am.
Let’s. Go. Shopping!
Saberist’s body armor. 150 cartel coins. (Dulfy has a […]
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Now, I’m totally opposed to spending $15 on my subscription and THEN having to turn around and buy crap off the cartel market. That is terribad.
However, I am not opposed to having the choice to buy something in-game or […]
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The devs have asked:
Hey folks, the Cartel Market team wants your help and advice in determining possible future content.
Specifically, they want to hear about what current in-game outfits you’ve been envious of that you would love to
