We can’t let awesome art go to waste…
In case you’re wondering, the family Hawtpants is going to get dim sum instead of doing the high-stress big turkey thing.
That is all… have a good holiday, or enjoy a day off. Don’t get arrested!
If you had been sitting in my computer room around January of this year when I was leveling my Jedi Knight, you would have heard the swears flying, and it mostly sounded like this:
Why the fuck don’t we get a healer until Balmorra? That’s like level 35! It’s not like knights even have the option of healing themselves, ever, no matter how we spec. And those cheater sith warriors get theirs at like level 16. How is THAT fair? Stupid Bounty Hunters get their healer before they even leave Hutta. Fuck you, sith cheaters. (Devolving into incoherent grumbling).
I died. A lot.
See, I’ve never leveled a non-healer in any serious fashion because heals are my security blanket. Even when I was planning to DPS on a character, it had to be a heal-capable toon. Not surprisingly, my highest level toons in WoW were a priest, druid, and shaman.
My first character in SWTOR was obviously a healer, so I wouldn’t have to worry about healing because I was the one doing it – and my companion could stand in front and I, as a control freak, would take care of the health aspect of it. I created a scoundrel, a commando, and a sage – but of course I ended up falling in love with my throwaway melee dps alt, the future sentinel, before even leaving Tython.
So I convinced myself, “Self, you can branch out and not play a healer and still have your security blanket because the companion can heal….” not realizing that for the knight, that was a good ways off. Remember, in the beginning, we barely knew when we got which companion. Or maybe (probably) I was just an idiot and didn’t know where to look.
I became a better player through not having that security. Being without a healer (or roflstomping with another player) I had to know very early on where my damn cooldowns were, and you’d better believe that I still use every single one of them. No “Lol, I always forget that I have that!” or “That isn’t even on my bars.” Fuck, no. I had to use all my defensive and offensive cooldowns in the mad race to pwn the thing in question before it pwned me.
I also had no room for derp. By that, I mean I couldn’t eff up my rotation too badly or choose kill order poorly or survive accidentally pulling another group or patrol. I had to interrupt every bad thing I could, because one missed interrupt could decide the encounter right there. If I screwed up, I was dead. Period. It’s very unforgiving and there’s little wiggle room to recover from bad decisions or sloppy playing.
Now, when it became time to level a dirty imperial, however, and I knew I wasn’t going to be able to lean on my guild to help me if I got in over my head with storyline battles, I chose Bounty Hunter in part because we get Mako first. I’ve pretty much ignored the option of running with any other companion. And, honestly, I’m a mediocre mercenary, because if (when) I derp up a little, it may take longer to kill the thing, but we usually survive. And when Mako occasionally falls behind in the healing, I do fumble for what to do. I don’t have a practiced “finish off quickly even if you burn all your resources” DPS sequence in muscle memory (at least my defensive cooldowns roughly approximate the keys where they are bound on my knight, so I can usually hit those in time.)
Lately I’ve been playing my gunslinger, that I was hesitant to start specifically because I’d be leveling the whole way up without healing. The healer companion is Guss Tuno from… Hoth, which is way late in the game, but, regardless, I don’t plan to level with him even when I get him. Based on the class itself and its long cast times and dependence on cover, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense for a gunslinger to be out front taking the hits while the healer cowers in the background. Bowdaar dies a lot. Fortunately, when that happens, I’m usually within a sliver of finishing off the mob. Better Bowdaar dies and I rez him afterward than I die and we have to start the whole mess over (and indeed, when I’m leveling with a healer companion, I’m out front taking the hits and croak before my companion ever would.)
With any luck, leveling to 50 without any healing will train me to play my gunslinger in a similar manner as I was trained to play my sentinel: interrupt all the things, use your cooldowns, no mistakes. Throwing off your security blanket is a little daunting, but ultimately rewarding.
For those of you living under a rock1 SWTOR has announced that we can start preordering the next expansion and I am all over that. Preordering today, yo. Not so much because of the early access2 but because I’ll probably forget to do it later, so I might as well just add it and then forget about it.
“But,” some might say, “QQ do not want to pay money, QQ subscribers should get everything for free, QQ want to use my cartel coins…” To that I say SHUT UP. Mostly because I’m a jerk, but also because… it’s $10 for a full expansion. There are new levels (fully voiced!) and a new planet. My friends in WoW also pay a subscription AND pay for each expansion – and it’s a hell of a lot more than $10 to prance around with pandas.
If you weren’t already convinced that you need this expansion, I made an awesome promo poster. In fact, the art department should hire me right now.
Yes, I know, I’m borrowing from Passover 4 questions, and that’s in March. Shut up.
On other holidays we participate in activities. On this one, we um… don’t. If there’s no in-game event, is it an event? Or a “celebration?” We can shoot off our fireworks and that’s about it. Whoop. I hate to invoke WOW, but where’s my Metzen the fuzzy reindeer – I mean SPACE reindeer?
On other holidays we get presents. On this one we buy presents for ourselves. Having an option to spend more money on things (cartel coins or credits on the GTN) for ourselves isn’t getting presents. It’s the difference between holidays-as-a-kid and holidays-as-a-parent and, honestly, I have just about enough of that in real life.
On other holidays we might get content that helps us earn items. On this one, we buy or grind ourselves items in order to access the content. Ignoring the whole pay-to-play issue which is being resolved, this is a classic example of the persistent “mobius strip of fail” issue of needing the gear that is dropped in a given raid in order to get in the front door of that very raid. Rather than doing the new space missions to obtain level 7 gear, you want to have level 7 gear just before you access those missions. (Darth hater says you can technically do it in level 6 upgrades, but I’m sure that’s only if you have the reflexes of a coked-out ferret.)
There are supposed to be 4 questions so here’s the 4th: REALLY?! Underwhelmed here. This “holiday” doesn’t mean much to me if I’m not spending cartel coins or a ton of credits, and I’m probably not.
Obviously you guys love your bikinis, but I cannot stress this enough:
There are crotch flaps and butt flaps attached to the top. They always look stupid!
Observe, this might be marginally acceptable from the front, even though you can see the crotch flap clipping through the skirt.
However, from the back, it’s horrendous.
Why, by the way, would you pair the flashy bikini top with that raggedy skirt (Sandpeople bloodguard from the world event, I think)?
Now, a “how” for you. HOW do you strap an assault cannon to your back whilst wearing a bikini? “Seasons Greetings” tape like in Die Hard?1 If you don’t know what I’m talking about, fix that. Seriously.
Upon collaboration with several twitterati, I have decided to start a campaign to “Ban Overused Obnoxious Bikinis” or “BOOB” for short.
C wut he did thar?
Until next time, remember, only you can prevent fashion disasters.
So I got a response on my whole HK problem:
Thank you for contacting us regarding your issue with the HK-51 mission, “Assertion: Repairs Required”.
It appears that since submitting your ticket you have successfully completed this mission, and acquired HK-51 as a companion. I am pleased to see that you were able to resolve your issue.
I have forwarded your report to the development team, who will investigate further. I regret that we will be unable to provide you with further updates on this issue, but recommend checking the latest patch notes at www.swtor.com/patchnotes for information on any fixes or changes related to this issue.
If you notice any additional errors in the future, I would ask you to please submit a ticket under the Bug Report category, or type /bug in chat, and your information will be forwarded directly to the QA team for investigation. If you require additional assistance beyond reporting the bug (such as an item restoration) please also submit a ticket using a different category, and we will investigate for you.
Thank you again for the valuable feedback you have provided. I apologize for any inconvenience caused by the issue you experienced, and for the delay in responding to your ticket.
Please do not hesitate to contact us again if there is anything further we can help you with.
Regards,[REDACTED] Star Wars™: The Old Republic™ Customer Service
I mean, this is good customer service, right? Responds to my problem and everything. But they must be terribly understaffed! See, I submitted the original ticket on 12/1, got an unhelpful response right then and submitted my “please escalate” that day. And today is 12/12.
Because I finished the quest, I feel like I wasted their time. I wasn’t able to un-submit the ticket because I submitted by e-mail rather than in-game… however, the reason I didn’t submit in game was because it was a response to an existing ticket that was originally submitted in game and that in-game ticket was closed (after being answered in a cursory manner).
I don’t really have thunderous applause or resounding “boos” right now. I have learned from the response above that I should submit multiple tickets under different categories for the same problem – which admittedly makes no sense to me and seems like it would be annoying to be receiving those, but if that’s what they want, I can do it. It’s why copy/paste was invented.
Anyway, thanks for reading. Go download a wallpaper or something.
So I’m at the bioware cantina crawl and people are telling me I need to get more blog exposure.
Please, more people, read my drivel! Here’s what I could be doing to get more attention:
I might be getting more readers! I’m thinking about the cons though:
If you regulars suddenly start to see new faces around here, cool. If they behave like assholes, feel free to nuke them from orbit. That’s the only way to be sure.
Now, my first “fan site perk” – a new wallpaper. Here, you will see a charming scene of republic and empire putting aside their differences and heading out for a night of drunken debauchery in Nar Shaddaa, culminating with fireworks and watching the ball drop… I mean SPACE-ball drop.
As you guys know, companion match isn’t currently working (I don’t think it got fixed in today’s patch either). Fortunately, the day before that happened, I had switched my companions into social gear sets (more or less) and they match anyway.
Kira is wearing the Voss Mystic outfit (Social 5). But not the hat because she still has a blue unmodded hat. I’ll put on the circlet as soon as I can get her a hat with mods.
Doc is sporting the Balmorra outfit (Social 2), on the theory that I found him as a Balmorran resistance fighter. However, the headgear is very face-covery, so he is wearing the Hutt Cartel goggles (Social 4) which look a whole lot like a heavy armor hat that I have on the sith side for my bounty hunter.
After spending a week being very stubborn about my customer service ticket regarding that last annoying piece of HK, there was an all-guild group going through Maelstrom and I just couldn’t say no to that. At the end, I was bitching and whining about why the fuck do you put a box inside a box (because REALLY) and my husband says:
“Well that’s your mistake. Step 1 is obviously to cut a hole in the box.”
If you have to ask, here’s the original Saturday Night Live digital short. It’s probably slightly NSFW, but it is bleeped. Really, how unsafe can SNL be?
Time for the grand tour of my ship. First, let’s look at my closet. Yes, I have 2 bank tabs devoted to fashion. Don’t judge.
Unlike the hideous mess that dominates every aspect of my life, in and out of game1, I organize clothes by slot. It’s unnaturally anal-retentive.
However, I am quite sad that I can’t decorate my ship. I have decorated as best I can.