In case you are not familiar with the terminology, Consulars, unlike Inquisitors, THROWRAWKS (pronounced: “throw rocks”) at things. THROWRAWKS!
Solid rocks are far more dangerous than that insubstantial sissy purple lightning. I’m always counseling my 5-year-old not to throw rocks, […]
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I was wandering about and saw this weird bare-leg outfit but I can’t decide whether it’s awful or awesome. It has kind of a Xena feel, right?
If you haven’t noticed, I haven’t been around much. My work has dialed […]
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So, I was all set to make fun of the whole… hubbub? scandal? QQ? about the so-called gay planet.
I could do this all day! Ahem, ok, let’s be rational now.
We Agree To Disagree
There are a lot of […]
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If you had been sitting in my computer room around January of this year when I was leveling my Jedi Knight, you would have heard the swears flying, and it mostly sounded like this:
Why the fuck don’t we get
So I got a response on my whole HK problem:
Dear [Me],
Thank you for contacting us regarding your issue with the HK-51 mission, “Assertion: Repairs Required”.
It appears that since submitting your ticket you have successfully completed this
As you guys know, companion match isn’t currently working (I don’t think it got fixed in today’s patch either). Fortunately, the day before that happened, I had switched my companions into social gear sets (more or less) and they match […]
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After spending a week being very stubborn about my customer service ticket regarding that last annoying piece of HK, there was an all-guild group going through Maelstrom and I just couldn’t say no to that. At the end, I was […]
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Time for the grand tour of my ship. First, let’s look at my closet. Yes, I have 2 bank tabs devoted to fashion. Don’t judge.
Unlike the hideous mess that dominates every aspect of my life, in and out of game[…]
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To: Santa Bioware, North Pole Austin
From: Me
Dear Santa Bioware,
I’ve been really good this year and have not given anyone negative fifty dkp minus, even when they probably deserved it. Here is a list of my totally reasonable demands […]
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Because this is their new uniform.
Invisible chestpiece ftw. Suck it, idiots who dress their companions in bikinis!
This brings me one step closer to my pre-launch goal of having pool boy and cabana boy in speedos working on fashion […]
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Have you ever felt like a stranger in your own toon?
Don’t get me wrong, I love being a sentinel. I love the playstyle, I love the whoosh, I love the jumping. I was totally taken in by the badass […]
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Saylah, my vanguard, just got Elara, and I was kinda a fan. I didn’t understand why other people complained that she was a stuck up spoilsport. She was competent, to the point, and…
***I GUESS THERE ARE MILD SPOILERS BELOW ABOUT […]
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A few days ago I’m talking about our planned weekend of raiding and 1.4 dropping… (excerpted from my illustrious chat log…)
I’m sure they will launch 1.4 at a time that is the most inconvenient for us
like thursday and break all
Ah, Torian. Issen’s future love interest… I couldn’t wait to meet him (well… I could).
***Mild and potentially boring spoilers ahead about Torian Cadera, Bounty Hunter Companion. You have been warned.***
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Welp, after ranting like a loon the last couple of days, I’m a pretty happy camper today. Check out the swtor blog about the doodads we’re getting in 1.4.
2 points I really really REALLY love. I’m dotting my […]
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Last night, in about 10 minutes hanging around the GTN stalking recipes, I saw the following…
First, I’m not the only idiot to put Akaavi in a bikini:
I’m going to pretend I started a trend. Then not 2 […]
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OK, evil needs a cookie. Seriously.
Let’s check out the romanceable female companions for sith side:
Has this ever happened to you?
Dailies Buddy: Oh hey, I have my healer out, why don’t you bring a DPS.
Me: Um, hrm. I’ve been running with Doc for 15 levels now, my DPS are in like lvl 30
So, those late companions, man… it feels like someone punched me in the wallet every time I make one of them displeased. In the beginning, your companions give you +15 for good, and even if you’re a total asshole, it’s […]
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