Imperial Edict P4N75
Immediate Notice and Compliance Demanded.
It has come to the Empire’s attention that dissident elements are attired in a manner that does not comport with public decency. Instances include the following:
- Failing to properly cover the leg area in inclement weather, resulting in a strain on the Imperial Health Service in treating those individuals for exposure.
- Displaying inappropriate areas of the body, not mentioned here for reasons of public decency, but it rhymes with “thunderboob.”
- Wearing garish and unattractive colors that blemish the appearance of the Imperial territory in which these individuals are present.
Remember: be vigilant. Report all violations, with holo-images, to the Imperial Bureau of Order, Decency, and Pastries.
For the Empire.
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Hm, I may have to keep an eye out for questionable individuals again…
Just hang around the fleet; if I want to see fashion disasters, that’s what I do.
The fleet, unfortunately, is less crowded with said individuals due to them HIDING IN SHAME at their garrisons.
Welcome back again, and let the influx begin!
Just an idea: what about a stronghold Hall of Shame? I go on weekly-ish public stronghold crawls with my SO on a couple different servers and we’ve seen more than our share of wrongness…the brothel on Dromund Kaas not-so-cleverly billed as a Vacation Retreat…and oh, that poor bantha stranded on someone’s Nar Shaddaa balcony…we had no way to liberate it *blinks* those aren’t tears…anyway. Strongholds have added a whole new level of Shame to the game.
Well… I’m sort of guilty of throwing a bunch of useful things on the landing pad and then ignoring the rest…
Eh that’s practical though 🙂 That bantha will continue to haunt me for…maybe another month.
Now the little jedi, she’s been working hard on her house. And doesn’t care about fashion. Go figure.
Sadly I will have to nominate my friend and myself for reprimand. I got tired of seeing half dressed female characters running around all the time, so I did my part to even the score a bit.
This blog is a riot. Nice work.