Immediate Notice and Compliance Demanded.

It has come to the Empire’s attention that dissident elements are attired in a manner that does not comport with public decency.  Instances include the following:

  • Failing to properly cover the leg area in inclement weather, resulting in a strain on the Imperial Health Service in treating those individuals for exposure.
  • Displaying inappropriate areas of the body, not mentioned here for reasons of public decency, but it rhymes with “thunderboob.”
  • Wearing garish and unattractive colors that blemish the appearance of the Imperial territory in which these individuals are present.

Remember: be vigilant. Report all violations, with holo-images, to the Imperial Bureau of Order, Decency, and Pastries.

For the Empire.


Comments

Imperial Edict P4N75 — 9 Comments

  1. Welcome back again, and let the influx begin!

    Just an idea: what about a stronghold Hall of Shame? I go on weekly-ish public stronghold crawls with my SO on a couple different servers and we’ve seen more than our share of wrongness…the brothel on Dromund Kaas not-so-cleverly billed as a Vacation Retreat…and oh, that poor bantha stranded on someone’s Nar Shaddaa balcony…we had no way to liberate it *blinks* those aren’t tears…anyway. Strongholds have added a whole new level of Shame to the game.

    • Well… I’m sort of guilty of throwing a bunch of useful things on the landing pad and then ignoring the rest…

      • Eh that’s practical though 🙂 That bantha will continue to haunt me for…maybe another month.

        • Now the little jedi, she’s been working hard on her house. And doesn’t care about fashion. Go figure.

  2. Sadly I will have to nominate my friend and myself for reprimand. I got tired of seeing half dressed female characters running around all the time, so I did my part to even the score a bit.
    This blog is a riot. Nice work.