Vector Hyllus, bug man. WHAT THE HELL, BIOWARE!? Not cool. Not cool at all.
So far, I’m not terribly impressed with the imp-side romance options. First there’s Torian Bieber, the clueless. Then Malavai Quinn the… well I could go on all day about him, but suffice to say, he is NOT BOYFRIEND MATERIAL. Now, bug boy.
Why do I hate him? Well, many reasons.
- He’s creepy looking.
- He uses the “royal we”.
- Oh yeah, and he’s a fucking insect.
Really, that last reason is the only reason that matters.
After a few meetings with him and his insectoid compatriots on Alderaan, he gives Zylie a charming gift: membrosia. I don’t know the bugs make it, but I have a basic idea:
Yech. He assures Zylie that the mystery bug-juice wont turn her into a joiner “in those quantities.” Mmmhm, and we should believe someone who has already drunk the kool-aid that we should drink it too? I THINK NOT. That shit’s going to be flushed down the fresher as soon as his back is turned.
After all that, surprise surprise, Keeper says “Yo, he’s being assigned to your ship.” And Zylie says “awww, do I hafta?” I mean, seriously, how do we know he won’t be pouring that membrosia shit in her ear while she’s sleeping?
Clearly there are no suitable eligible bachelors on the imperial side.