Good Will Always Triumph Because Evil Is Starved

OK, evil needs a cookie.  Seriously.

Let’s check out the romanceable female companions for sith side:

  • Mako – body type 1
  • Kaliyo – body type 1
  • Vette – body type 1
  • Azshara – body type 2 (well, all of the tortugas are)
  • Raina Temple – body type 2
  • Jaesa Wilsaam – body type 2

Now republic side…

  • Kira – body type 2
  • Nadia – body type 2
  • Elara – body type 2
  • Risha – body type 2
  • Akaavi – body type 3

First, we notice there are no petite Republic chicks.  Second, 3 of the first 4 companions on the sithie side are petite ladies (and the 4th is that scary-ass Khem Val).

I think Bioware is trying to send a message, namely that the dark side does NOT in fact have cookies.  It’s ok, we on the Republic side will share our cookies.  We’re nice like that.

Of course, I’m pretty sure that all the romanceable males on both sides are body type 2.  Maybe you can hook up with Lt Pierce (body 3).  And I only WISH we could BSOCK Scourge…

Note: I don’t have anything against body type 1!  My main is body type 1 (she wasn’t intended to be my main at the start, but I digress).

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    3 thoughts on “Good Will Always Triumph Because Evil Is Starved

    1. Huh, I never noticed the body types of the female agent companions being what you said, maybe because my agent is type 1 herself and everyone else seemed bigger because of it. That, and the characters’ personalities kind of contribute to how “big” they appear. Kaliyo the loudmouth in heavy armour looks everything but diminutive to me. Temple on the other hand I would have pegged as a type 1, maybe because she’s so quiet…

    2. I am outraged that none of the male romance options are body type 4. FAT MEN NEED LOVE TOO!

      And we’ll take a few cookies too.

      Maybe the entire box.

      • Yeah I’m not sure why the type 4 males are srs fat and the type 4 females are maybe a little plump, but whatever.

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