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Patch 1.2: Want And Do Not Want — 14 Comments

    • I wouldn’t care too much if the UI weren’t so craptastic (even after the changes). Maybe make the giggle self-only so nobody else has to listen to it?

  1. Force kick doesn’t cost focus: How about getting it off the global cooldown while they are at it. Worst case having to wait 2 second to interrupt something. Don’t bother with animations.

  2. I have no relevant comment to make so instead I’ll sing a song.

    Walk Like a Trandoshan (an original production!)

    All the old holograms on the tombs
    They do the Scorekeeper dance don’t you know
    If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
    They shoot you down like a wookiee oh

    All the T’doshok around Dosh
    They got the credits from a bet
    Golden nekk dogs (oh whey oh)
    They snap their teeth on your ammo belt

    Outsider types with spice-filled pipes say
    Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
    Walk like a Trandoshan

    Kaas City waitresses take their trays
    Slave collars on as they cross the floor
    They’ve got the moves (oh whey oh)
    You drop your drink when you zap them more

    All the Sith kids so sick of good
    They like the dark side and mercenary bands
    When the klaxons ring (oh whey oh)
    They’re walking like a Trandoshan

    All the kids in the GTN say
    Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
    Walk like a Trandoshan

    Slide your claw feet up the street bend your tail
    Shift your arm then you pull it back
    Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
    So strike a pose on a Korrealis Commander

    If you want to find the Trando cops
    They’re hanging out in the flatcake shop
    They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
    Spin the vibroblades cruise down the block

    All the Coruscanti men with their zen
    The party boys call the Balmorrans
    And the Tarisians know (oh whey oh)
    They walk the line like Trandoshans

    All the Trando cops in the flatcake shop say
    Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
    Walk like a Trandoshan
    Walk like a Trandoshan

    • See, I love it, but I am thinking “why didn’t he post this on his OWN blog because it’s totally blog fodder?” So, um, you have to!

      • I think you just want me to stop posting here. IT’S OK NJESSI I KNOW WHEN IT’S OVER!

        *turns around, one tear dramatically hanging from chin and runs into the distance*

        • Nah, I’m just extremely lazy and view everything as blog fodder. “Hey I took a screenshot of my character’s hideous outfit, now I don’t have to write something today.”

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